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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

WRITTEN BY KIDS !!

How do you decide who to marry ?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich. -Pam, age 7

2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have s * x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

Thursday, June 22, 2006

VERY GOOD HAS CHANGED!!!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

QUOTE OF THE DAY


"The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."
- G. K. Chesterton

A new breed of rock star: quietly Christian

It was easy to believe the devil had the best music when Britain's only Christian pop star churned out such songs as Mistletoe and Wine. But unlike Sir Cliff, a new generation of Christian artists taking over the charts is blessed with youth, beauty and critical acclaim. Just don't ask them to talk about their faith.

On Monday Athlete release their second album, Tourist. Tipped for No 1, the London band hailed as the new Coldplay are veterans of Christian music festivals across the land. Their success follows hot on the heels of Natasha Bedingfield and her brother Daniel. The artists are linked by the evangelical church group Ichthus, which organises youth services, events and missions in a string of churches across south London and Kent.

Athlete - singer Joel Potts, bassist Carey Willetts, keyboardist Tim Wanstall and drummer Steve Roberts - have built up a devoted fanbase since the release of their debut, Vehicles and Animals, in 2003.
The current single Wires, an affecting ballad about Potts's daughter Myla, is the first to be taken from their new album and lies at No 4 in the charts. But in all the pre-publicity for the album the musicians have been reticent to talk about their faith, despite the fact that they met at the Christian rock festival Greenbelt.

The closest Athlete have come is a reference in a song. Westside, a track on their debut album, contains the lyrics: "House on the rock. Surely it will last forever? House on the rock. Don't you know it's now or never?" The House on the Rock International church is in Bermondsey, in their native south-east London.
The issue has provoked fevered debate on Christian messageboards over the extent to which credible rock and pop acts should be using their popularity to spread the word. Some argue that it is a personal decision while others feel that those in the public eye are missing an opportunity to make Christianity more credible among young people, and believe that bands are gagged by their management.

The NME editor, Conor McNicholas, believes there is a simple reason why rock stars don't talk about their faith: "The problem with religion is it's never cool. At the heart of all religions, there's a notion of control, and that's the opposite of rock'n'roll.
"It ends up being the least rock'n'roll thing you can think of. What people want from music is inspiration and escapism. Religion offers that in a very different way. Most people are looking to escape from that, it turns them off."

Mr McNicholas reveals that the Killers' lead singer is another upcoming star committed to his faith but not keen to talk about it.
"Brandon Flowers from the Killers is a committed Mormon," he says. "It is something that slipped out in our last interview with them. It's certainly not something he was comfortable talking about 12 months ago."
Paul Adlington, pastor of the Bear church in Deptford at which some members of Athlete worship, believes it is wrong to pressure artists into nailing their religious colours to the mast. "Faith is quite a personal thing, it's not fair to make a big fuss of it. I see it like a family where people don't gossip about one another." It is inevitable that talented artists will emerge out of church groups owing to the emphasis on music, he adds.

Chris Cole, the chief executive of the Christian radio station Cross Rhythms, agrees. He knows the Bedingfields from the days when they played the Cross Rhythms' festival under the name DNA Algorhythm. He says he is not frustrated that the Bedingfields have not publicly discussed their beliefs since they found mainstream success. "They do not have to choose between the church and the mainstream. It's not either/or. For the Bedingfields, making an impact in the mainstream, what is important is their personal faith."

According to the Christian rock artist Nathan Bennett, acts that break into the mainstream are told by their management teams never to mention their faith. "It is a shame they don't mention their God more in interviews," he said in a webchat.

But Neale Easterby of Empire management, who looks after both Bedingfield siblings, insists that he does not advise them one way or the other. "It's totally up to them. They're more spiritual than anything. Daniel's album did really well in America, and he talked about it in some interviews, but we didn't specifically target the Christian market or anything. People will listen to the lyrics and make their own minds up."

In the US, rock artists including Alice Cooper, who is a born-again Christian, and members of Creed and POD, are more willing to speak up, and sing, about God.
According to Mr Cole, the Christian music scene has traditionally been hampered by the fact that mainstream radio will not play their songs, and shops will not stock their records, unlike in America, where Wal-mart is happy to sell Christian rock alongside more secular music.

He is confident the scene will finally become mainstream with the emergence of music downloads and the internet as a form of distribution. In the UK, young Christians are buying polyphonic ringtones of their favourite Christian artists as religious rock takes up modern technology. Through the web, he believes, Christian artists can reach new audiences without the aid of mainstream labels that discourage their stars from talking about religion.

For now, though, it seems that it is still only those with little credibility left to lose who will speak out. "As much as you lampoon him, Cliff Richard has been great," Mr Cole said.
"He has gone out there and done his stuff and he's probably sold more singles than anybody else in history. He does a lot of charitable work, and he takes a lot of stick for it."

You gotta have faith, faith, faith

U2 When they rose to fame in the 80s, U2 were happy to discuss their beliefs. But a division between the three members who were committed Christians (Bono, the Edge and Larry Mullen Jr) and Adam Clayton, who wasn't, almost split them up

Evanescencehad a No 1 hit with Bring Me to Life in 2003, but were lambasted in the US for turning their back on their roots. Having come up through the Christian music scene, the band dismayed their religious fanbase by renouncing their background in an interview. They've been little heard of since

Stryper at time when the likes of Kiss were causing the bible belt to shudder with fear, Stryper were an unlikely attempt to fight back against the devil's music. Maybe they influenced Alice Cooper, who converted to Christianity in the 90s

Al Green Evidence that, in the US at least, you can be openly religious and retain credibility. In 1974 Green was attacked by an ex-girlfriend who left him badly burned and then shot herself. The eight-time Grammy winner interpreted the attack as a sign from God and, by 1976, he had bought a church and been ordained a pastor.

Guardian Unlimited © Guardian Newspapers Limited 2006

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

World Cup - a Magnet for Forced Prostitution?

BERLIN, Jan 4 (IPS) - Football players, fans and journalists from all over the world are getting ready to head to the World Cup in Germany. And among those packing their bags are about 40,000 sex workers who will be there to satisfy the high demand for their services.

Some German cities are planning mobile brothels and condom distribution for the booming business expected in June, when FIFA (International Football Federation) holds its world championship.

Initial estimates have mentioned 40,000 prostitutes from other countries, although there is no named source for this figure. Women's organisations and trade unions fear that many may be tricked into coming with deceptive job offers and then find themselves defenceless and vulnerable in a country they do not know.

"Experience shows that at every big sporting event where a large number of men gather, there is a spectacular rise in the demand for sexual services," Ulrike Helwerth, spokesperson for the non-governmental German Women's Council, explained to IPS. She recalled a similar thing happening at the Olympic Games in Athens, in 2004.

The Council has no quarrel with this, given that prostitution is legal in Germany and treated on a par with other professions. People engaged in it are, in theory at least, entitled to social security and to sue clients for non-payment. Big expectations have helped the business to flourish. The country's largest and most luxurious brothel opened a few months ago in Berlin. Its facilities occupy 400 square metres and its 70 rooms can cater to some 600 clients a day.

In the German capital, sponsors are being sought to distribute 100,000 condoms in the vicinity of the Olympic stadium, and the town halls of the 12 cities that will host the football championship plan to provide special licences so that sex workers can offer their services on the street.

In Dortmund and Cologne, in western Germany, provisional brothels are being made ready or are already installed. They are individual garages, equipped with condom expending machines, toilets, alarms and emergency exits. This may appear scandalous to some, but to the city authorities it is merely a pragmatic response to demand.

There is no doubt that a sizeable portion of the three million fans coming to Germany for the championship will want to see football, drink plenty of alcohol, and pay to satisfy their sexual appetites........more here

Friday, June 09, 2006

KIDS PRAYERS

Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. ~ Joyce ~
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? ~ Norma ~

Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? ~ Lucy ~
Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.~ Tom ~

Dear GOD,If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.~ Raphael ~
Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. ~ Sam ~

Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.~ Elliott
~Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?~ Neil ~
Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. ~ Darla ~

Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.~ Bruce ~
Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. ~ Jane ~

Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.~ Danny
~Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.~ Nan ~

Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?~ Marsha
Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris

Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. ~ Donna ~
Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. ~ Charles ~

Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.~ Larry ~
Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? ~ Jane ~

Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? ~ Anita ~Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?~ Nan ~

Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does 'begat' mean? Nobody will tell me. ~ Alison
~Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?~ Jane ~

Dear GOD, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! ~ DJ ~
Dear GOD,The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. ~ Eddie ~

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

3 ARMS..!!??




Three-armed boy surgery 'success' A two-month old boy born with two left arms has successfully undergone surgery to remove one of them, doctors in Shanghai say.
Neither arm was fully functional and doctors decided to remove the one closest to his chest after tests revealed it was less developed.
Doctors say the boy, Jie-jie, will require long-term physical therapy to build strength in his remaining arm.
The operation took place on Tuesday at the Shanghai Children's Medical Centre.
Jie-jie was born on 1 April at a small hospital in Anhui Province.
He is reported to have just one kidney, and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine.
When either of his left arms was touched, Jie-jie would cry, but he smiles and responds normally to other stimuli.
JIE JIE'S DIAGNOSIS 1. Smaller arm at front of body removed. Tests found that it was less developed 2. Left arm is in normal position, but does not move unless pulled and does not have a palm 3. Jie-jie has only one kidney and may also have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine 4. Biggest risk will be damage to nerves and blood vessels in shoulder
Before the surgery, doctors were unsure as to how to approach the operation.
Dr Chen Bochang, head of the orthopaedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Centre, said his case was "quite peculiar".
"We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm."
Dr Chen's hospital is one of China's most experienced in dealing with unusual birth defects, including separating conjoined twins.

Friday, June 02, 2006

GOCHTA !