AN IDEA FOR MY PASTOR !!

A minister in a small church had been having trouble with the
collections.

One Sunday he announced "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I
would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer
Condill's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord.

The Lord doesn't want money from a thief."

The collection plates were passed around, and for the first time in many
months everybody gave.