lessons of "human" logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

..........................................................................

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

..........................................................................



Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

..........................................................................



If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

..........................................................................


Since ! light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

..........................................................................


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

..........................................................................



Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

..........................................................................


One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

..........................................................................



Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

..........................................................................


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

............................................................
..............


The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

..........................................................................


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

..........................................................................



Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

..........................................................................


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

..........................................................................


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

..........................................................................



"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

..........................................................................


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

..........................................................................


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

..........................................................................



The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know,! the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


..........................................................................


A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........