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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

WHAT WOMEN WANT IN A MAN !

What I Want in a Man, Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talki ng
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmm.....i assume that the ORIGINAL LIST refers to younger men.

Tue Apr 25, 05:56:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmm.....i assume that the ORIGINAL LIST refers to younger men.

Tue Apr 25, 05:56:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops! sorry for posting twice

Tue Apr 25, 05:57:00 AM

 
Blogger vero said...

hehe 3 posts-mr jo u made ur point!!!

but having said ..I know for sure that some of u "miss the toiletts " even at a young age..hahah

Tue Apr 25, 06:05:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missing the toilets? That wasn't on your original list. Anyway guys, don't panic, this is what the list is actualy saying:

1. Handsome (who cares about your looks, just make me feel it for you)

2. Charming (show me how good you are - flirt with other women)

3. Financially successful (Just pretend to be rich eventhough we both know you're not)

4. A caring listener (slow down! it's about time i tested you)

5. Witty (I'm boring, don't be like me)

6. In good shape (What do you mean by "size doesn't matter"? It does baby)

7. Dresses with style (simple logic - if you buy it for yourself you may buy it for me also)

8. Appreciates finer things (I like competition, you better be ready)
9. Full of thoughtful surprises (break your promises sometimes - you predictable moron)

10. An imaginative, romantic lover(You better know when i want a kiss)

Tue Apr 25, 03:22:00 PM

 
Blogger vero said...

i am stunned ...mr jo where did u get all of that??...is it a cut n copy or did u get it form "within u"".....

because if this revised list of urs is urs ...we need to do some proper chatting.....

-2- flirt with others women.....I dont think so?????????????

Wed Apr 26, 04:32:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gotcha! you agree with nine out of ten. not a bad score.

Wed Apr 26, 05:04:00 AM

 
Blogger vero said...

nop nop ....that was just the beginning...of my disagreement ..now if u wnat the full account here it is ...mr Jo

-1- didnt get his one???

-2- already posted..

-3-women dodnt like liars....show me the money...heheheh

-4-beuhhhhhh!!!

-5-..hihihi

-6-rather not comment on this one..this is a respectable blog...)

-7- no travestites....

-8- never challenge a woman ..u gnna loose...always....

-9-hein??/

-10- X-RATED

Wed Apr 26, 05:21:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i saw this coming - well, it will take a 40-year old married man (minimum of 10 years in a happy marriage)to convince me to change my opinion.

By the way, It's time to reveal the marking scheme:

1. Handsome (0.1%, looks are not important)

2. Charming (30%, could be 35% if u're currently interested in someone else)

3. Financially successful (20%, could be 50% if u attach a marriage proposal)

4. A caring listener (15%, of course i like attention)

5. Witty (20%, i need a man who can make me laugh)

6. In good shape (5%, lose that pot belly or make up for it )

7. Dresses with style (0.5%, well i would like to show you off to my friends once in a while)

8. Appreciates finer things (1%, who doesn't want the best?)

9. Full of thoughtful surprises (10%, why do you always call me in the evening, can't u call me during office hours?)

10. An imaginative, romantic lover (50%, stop staring at me, walk away if you haven't got a clue).


It's very easy to score 100%, i just need to get Nos. 2, 3 & 10 right. Who knows, i may just score over 100% if ......

Wed Apr 26, 06:53:00 AM

 
Blogger vero said...

gosh.....u really like this subject....Mr Jo.....hehehehe....

Wed Apr 26, 07:56:00 AM

 
Blogger Sujatha said...

Vero you got Jo on HIS HOT SUBJECT...

Wed Apr 26, 08:18:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok that's it, no more revelations. My pastor advised me to FLEE when ladies start using words like HOT, SUBJECT, etc. No offence, i have to obey my spiritual mentor.

Wed Apr 26, 08:58:00 AM

 
Blogger vero said...

ok lest say SPICY" subject instead...hehehhe

Wed Apr 26, 09:01:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better. Anyway, Just out of curiousity, could you explain No. 6 of the revised list(age 62). Thanks

Wed Apr 26, 09:09:00 AM

 
Blogger Joel J. C. said...

Hello Joseph .... love your sense of humor! Also im all for pt. 10 ont the list for age 42...only that it SHOULDN'T be limited to the list for age 42!!!

Wed Apr 26, 12:15:00 PM

 
Blogger vero said...

62)) n 6....cant walk without any help I guess..it is sth that happens when u het older...u soon will know...hehehe

Thu Apr 27, 01:46:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks joel, I also wonder why there are age limitations on this list. Well, i guess that when you like something you guard it jeaously.... I'm lucky that my age group is not included. yeepee!

Thanks vero for wishing me long life and good health.....

Thu Apr 27, 03:12:00 AM

 

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